G'Night Oppo

"Racescort666" (Racescort666) 05/15/2014 at 22:34 • Filed to: G'night oppo, good night oppo, inked and sexy

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I love a girl who can make great faces.

Katrin Brandt

Your boy, BJR > Racescort666 05/15/2014 at 22:37

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I LOVE A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT!
(he said, rubbing his wiener all over the computer screen)

Your boy, BJR > Racescort666 05/15/2014 at 22:37

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OH SHIT! Almost forgot!

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/15/2014 at 22:46

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You have one!

Did you tell her you love her and want her to stay?

Diesel > Racescort666 05/15/2014 at 22:47

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JennaMarbles rocker twin?

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 22:48

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Well, I started drinking WAAAAYYYYYY more if that answers it.

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/15/2014 at 22:52

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Hmm. Give moar details.

BTW I blame you for being tired and late to a meeting today. Your post on the coffee tequila made me want it last night. I went to the local store but they didn't have it. So I bought beer. And...

DarrenMR > Racescort666 05/15/2014 at 22:53

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Septum rings on chicks, yes please.

Squid > Racescort666 05/15/2014 at 22:58

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Damn she has a thicker septum ring than I do. She is pretty damn hot though.

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 23:02

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She's decided to go to texas. She's leaving in june, and probably get a texan boyfriend. Hopefully the alcohol poisoning kills me before all this happens.

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/15/2014 at 23:12

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fuck

Just hearing this makes me hurt. Being you would be a million times worse.

Did you try everything?

Buy a ring! If she says no she'll give it back and you can return it. Trust me, the store will take it back...

Paul Thompson > Racescort666 05/15/2014 at 23:12

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Especially if she can make a great "O face."

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 23:17

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BROKE COLLEGE STUDENT.

I can always steal my mom's 3 carat engagement ring. It's worth like $50k and if she says no, i know she's not ever gonna be wifed up.

Racescort666 > Paul Thompson 05/15/2014 at 23:18

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Like this?

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/15/2014 at 23:23

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Don't do that! Just get a cheap one. It's not the price that matters, it's the thought. You can always promise to buy a moar better one when your future career takes off.

Plus the average person has no idea how to guess diamond quality. You can get a huge rock for cheap. Unless she's am expert she won't be able to assess clarity without help from an assessor. And if she feels the need to do they then she's not the one.

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 23:23

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I found a fake one. Should I use that?

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/15/2014 at 23:30

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fuck it, do it!

What do you have to lose?

She is leaving anyways. If it works out then great. If it doesn't then you'll never regret not having tried.

The worst thing in life is regretting not taking a risk. It's like a basketball game - you might miss the buzzer beater, but if you fumble the ball away you lose for sure.

As Prince said on the Chappelle Show - "Shoot the J!"

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 23:35

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Part of me is really happy she's going, because she absolutely hates it here. It'll make her happy as hell to go, and it's her dream. I can't hold her back for selfish reasons. If you love something, and it wants to go, let it go. If it were meant to be, we'll meet again. If not, well I'll die in a 1 room apartment in the cold alone due to liver failure with a beat to shit aspire out front working at the same pizza place i work at now.

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/15/2014 at 23:38

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that is defeatist thinking! If she stays it doesn't mean you both have to stay there forever. Nobody stays at one job forever anymore. You'll be able to move wherever you want later. Texas is nice but there are even nicer places. You can promise her that you will both leave where you are now as soon as possible

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 23:41

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Well, either that or I'll open a bar just outside the mangrove forests of Cancún, drive a beat to shit '71 impala ragtop and be that drunken gringo who gets mixed up in mexican matters and has to save a seniorita who i've taken a liking to from a cartel.

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/15/2014 at 23:48

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haha maybe. Or you'll get a good job and buy a 288 GTO

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 23:49

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I don't want to be rich, or have a good job. I want to be me, If i end up with cool cars, that's a plus (I want a silver shadow with the top sawzall'd off.)

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/15/2014 at 23:51

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Hmm

You might need to steal dat silver shadow then

Your boy, BJR > Manuél Ferrari 05/15/2014 at 23:54

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Are you on FB? Friend me , we can stop blowing up this post.

Manuél Ferrari > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 00:05

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I blow up free Kinja resources with no shame!

But I'll friend you now anyhow

Imirrelephant > Your boy, BJR 05/16/2014 at 09:49

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Somebody needs to gif that shit! Stat!